I Ain’t Cranky I Just Got Up Funny Chicken T-Shirt | Give Me a Cluckin’ Minute Graphic Tee 2.0
Let’s get one thing straight.
You’re not cranky.
You’re just not fully operational yet.
The “I Ain’t Cranky, I Just Got Up — Give Me a Cluckin’ Minute” (Version 2) T-shirt delivers maximum morning attitude with a bold, no-nonsense rooster graphic and high-contrast lettering that hits hard on a black tee. This version turns the volume up—sharper colors, stronger presence, zero patience.
Perfect for early mornings, late nights, coffee-first conversations, and anyone who needs a moment before dealing with people.
This shirt doesn’t ask for understanding.
It demands a minute.
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Aggressive rooster graphic with serious personality
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High-contrast design that pops on black
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Comfortable everyday fit
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Relatable humor for mornings, workdays, and weekends
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Guaranteed laughs (or warnings) before caffeine
✔ Morning people who hate mornings
✔ Coffee-before-conversation types
✔ Farm humor & southern attitude fans
✔ Gifts for grumpy-but-funny humans
Because cranky ain’t the problem.
Timing is.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to resist stretching and hold shape
- Pearlized tear-away label for all-day comfort; DTF/DTG printed graphics
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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