I Ain’t Cranky – Give Me a Cluckin’ Minute Funny Chicken T-Shirt | Southern Morning Humor Tee
Let’s get one thing straight.
You’re not cranky.
You’re not mean.
You’re just recently awake.
The “I Ain’t Cranky… I Just Got Up – Give Me a Cluckin’ Minute” T-shirt is a polite warning wrapped in Southern sarcasm. Featuring a grumpy little chicken who clearly hasn’t had enough time—or coffee—this tee speaks for anyone who needs a moment before dealing with the world.
The vintage-style typography and expressive chicken graphic make it funny at first glance and painfully relatable on closer inspection. Perfect for early mornings, farm folks, coffee lovers, and anyone who prefers their conversations after sunrise settles in.
Wear it as a joke.
Wear it as a warning.
Either way, it gets the message across.
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Bold, easy-to-read Southern humor design
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Expressive chicken graphic with serious attitude
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Soft, comfortable fit for everyday wear
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Great conversation starter (or conversation stopper)
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Perfect gift for morning people… and especially non-morning people
✔ Coffee-before-conversation folks
✔ Chicken lovers & farm humor fans
✔ Southern sayings with attitude
✔ Casual wear, weekends, and gift giving
Because sometimes the nicest thing you can say in the morning is:
“Give me a cluckin’ minute.”
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for breathable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; EU 2-year warranty and safety certifications
- DTG/DTF printing methods used so sleeve and neck details remain sharp and durable
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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